I fangirl and drink tea.
  • escapetotheforests:

    openyourthird-eye:

    highonvodka:

    themixedbagofspooky:

    spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

    riningear:

    doryishness:

    displaced-angel:

    ryedragon:

    inritum:

    reblog and make a wish!


    this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

    OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

    THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

    The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

    AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

    THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

    YOOOOOOO

    I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

    LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

    IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

    holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

    I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

    SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

    WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

    ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

    OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

    I REMEMBER WISHING THAT A BOY THAT I HAD NOT SPOKEN TO IN LIKE A YEAR WOULD MESSAGE ME AND FUCKING THREE MINUTES LATER I GOT A MESSAGE FROM HIM.

    (via anti-socialising)

  • How to tell your crush you like them:

    santannanelson6:

    *writes on piece of paper*

    Cher, *insert crush’s name* je vous aime beaucoup et je prie Dieu que vous ne connaissez pas le français.

    MEANING:

    Dear , *insert crush’s name* I love you a lot and I’m praying to god you don’t know French.

    (via walrus-punch)

  • istaq:

    willsleepfordreams:

    kruemelcaskett:

    st1cks-andst0nes:

    s-pecious:

    wingedaradia:

    dickcatchyourowngrenade:

    ohsoooohealthy:

    roadto—health:

    janaeariel:

    What do you call a woman who has a lot of sex? Her name.
    GOD FUCKING YES, that.

    THIS. WHOLE. PICTURE. <3

    Oops, sorry, this picture automatically reblogged itself.

    this whole picture is just great

    Sorry for the color, but this HAS to be on my blog.

    I Could Not Pass This Without Reblogging.

    Fucking Hell to the fucking YES!

    Fuck yeah look at that guy in the back just like… fuck yeah

    TRUE THAT!

    (Source: trashmitzvah, via walrus-punch)

  • ocheano:

    100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

    ME

    (via walrus-punch)

  • ask-sane-belarus:

    thepacificrimjob:

    lindsaylohoean:

    did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells

    fun fact for the followers: kurt cobain had a girlfriend whose deodorant he used a lot and one of their friends wrote ‘kurt smells like teen spirit’ and he thought it was some sort of rebellious slogan and it stuck with him

    but what it really meant is he smells like chick deodorant

    image

    I….I fucking own this. It’s in my bathroom.

    (via walrus-punch)

  • guiltyhipster:

    Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

    (via walrus-punch)

  • hazeldeeznuts:

    snerkflerks:

    sleeping-horizontally:

    holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

    what a beautiful person

    And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

    Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

    my love for this post reaches no limits

    (Source: existential-pumpkin, via walrus-punch)

  • walrus-punch:

    fandumbest:

    theanti90smovement:

    very small dog? puppy

    very big dog? puppy

    very young dog? puppy

    very old dog? puppy

    puppy? puppy

    Puppy? puppy

    the fault in our dogs

    maybe puppy will be our always

  • crazyguitarcruco:

    DOOO WEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOO

    (Source: wenchyfloozymoo, via walrus-punch)

  • monetizeyourcat:

    magicpottybaby:

    sizvideos:

    TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

    holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

    this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

    (via walrus-punch)